• Me: Since when do you listen to Pitbull?
  • Dad: I don’t.
  • Me: It’s on your amazon music
  • Dad: Oh
  • Me: You’re a secret Pitbull fan I’m telling everyone
  • Dad: Not really, one good song and album was $1.99
  • Me: What song was it?
  • Dad: I don’t remember…
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 8 votes

July 8, 2014

Tags:

  • DAD: Hi sweetie, are you feeling better? Please call mom about your insurance policy. XOXO, YKW
  • DAD: (You Know Who)
  • DAD: (Daddy)
  • [The next day]
  • DAD: Uncle Bill says get well soon! LOL, WKW
  • DAD: (Lots Of Love, You Know Who)
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 9 votes

July 8, 2014

Tags:

  • Me:  How’s your trip going?
  • Mom:  My arthritis is acting up and I was exposed to TB in Germany what is Instagram?
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 11 votes

July 8, 2014

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  • MOM: toenail fell off. lost within the laundry
  • (3 minutes later)
  • MOM: Just stepped on it. ouch.
  • (5 minutes later)
  • MOM: Fed it to the dog so I won’t worry about it anymore.
  • MOM: pick up muffins?
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 11 votes

July 8, 2014

Tags:

  • DAD: mom’s puking. send help. and cookies. hungry.
  • (10 minutes later)
  • DAD: no longer puking. still want cookies. still hungry.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 9 votes

July 8, 2014

Tags:

  • Mom: Dad is on the phone with comcast customer support. It’s not going to go well with “Dave” in Mumbai
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 16 votes

June 15, 2014

  • Me: k I’m almost done with my zombie makeup for my project presentation today
  • Mom: zombie?
  • Me: Yeah the one on exponential growth. dressing up was part of the project
  • Mon: oh. I forgot to tell you that you have an orthodontist appointment this morning.
  • Me:
  • Me: and you didn’t think to mention this earlier…?
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 13 votes

June 15, 2014

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