- Me: is it alright if I have some friends over to watch a movie??
- Dad: yes
- Me: thank you
- Dad: when?
- Dad: and what are we watching?
- Dad: I’ve got the popcorn.
- Dad: are you bringing milk duds?
- Dad: I’m so excited.
- Me: I got a 54/54 on my history test!
- Mom: Alright. Moving in the right direction.
- Me: Please try to sound a little happier next time I get a 100.
- Mom: YIIIIIPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEE!!!! YYYYYIIIPPPPEEEEEEE! Â KKKKKKIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
- Mom: !!!!!
- Mom: You now have a C in the class.
May 21, 2013
Tags: school
- Me: How do you make rice?
- Mom: Look at bearcam.org sometime for cute live cubs…right now awake
- Mom: Lily is moms name
- Mom: cubs are 6 weeks old
- Me: …will do
May 20, 2013
Tags: bearcam, questions
- Dad: Plans for tonite?
- Me: Yes, going out.
- Dad: Okay rememeber the road is slick
- Dad: AND THE LAW IS OUT
May 20, 2013
Tags: driving
- Me: Got 104/100 on my spanish final :D
- Dad: You got a score like that and still managed to get a D?
- Me: No Dad, it’s a smily face.
- Dad: Smily faces are much better than D’s. CONGRATULACIONES.
May 17, 2013
Tags: emoticons
- Mom: I have been summoned to court on June 4. During the workday. For YOUR traffic violation.
May 17, 2013
Tags: sassy
- Me: You don’t happen to do make-up too, do you?
- Uncle: Only if you want to look like a hooker
May 15, 2013
Tags: realtalk
