• Me: hope you’re having fun!!
  • Dad: Trying to, it’s working!
  • Dad: I blew out my flip flop!!!!!
  • Me: uh oh don’t have TOO much fun.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 11 votes

August 12, 2014

  • DAD: You need to be happy with yourself before you can be happy with somebody else
  • DAD: Until you get desperate and marry someone like your mother
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 17 votes

August 12, 2014

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  • Mom: I need chocolate
  • Me: Rough day?
  • Mom: (I have a date with the father of my children this evening.)
  • Me: Where are y’all going?
  • Mom: Don’t know.
  • Mom: Want to join us?
  • Mom: It couldn’t get worse.
  • Mom: Don’t tell him I said that.
  • Mom: That would make him sad.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 7 votes

August 12, 2014

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  • Me: Since when do you listen to Pitbull?
  • Dad: I don’t.
  • Me: It’s on your amazon music
  • Dad: Oh
  • Me: You’re a secret Pitbull fan I’m telling everyone
  • Dad: Not really, one good song and album was $1.99
  • Me: What song was it?
  • Dad: I don’t remember…
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 16 votes

July 8, 2014

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  • DAD: Hi sweetie, are you feeling better? Please call mom about your insurance policy. XOXO, YKW
  • DAD: (You Know Who)
  • DAD: (Daddy)
  • [The next day]
  • DAD: Uncle Bill says get well soon! LOL, WKW
  • DAD: (Lots Of Love, You Know Who)
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 15 votes

July 8, 2014

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  • Me:  How’s your trip going?
  • Mom:  My arthritis is acting up and I was exposed to TB in Germany what is Instagram?
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 26 votes

July 8, 2014

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  • MOM: toenail fell off. lost within the laundry
  • (3 minutes later)
  • MOM: Just stepped on it. ouch.
  • (5 minutes later)
  • MOM: Fed it to the dog so I won’t worry about it anymore.
  • MOM: pick up muffins?
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 17 votes

July 8, 2014

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