• MOM: Just thought I would tell u good night.   Your dad worked in yard today got his panties in flower bed looks nice.   He will work on yours tomorrow.   Love yo
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April 1, 2014

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  • DAD: How long should I bake the cookies for? The instructions say 9-11 minutes.
  • ME: I do 5 on each rack, so 10 total.
  • DAD: What do you mean by each rack? The bottom then the top?
  • ME: Yes if you put two trays in at once
  • DAD: What if I only put one in at a time? Do I still follow that approach, and, if so, does it matter if I do the top or bottom first?
  • ME: Then just do 10 mins on the middle rack.
  • DAD: OK. Thanks. Might have more questions. Waiting for butter to soften up.
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April 1, 2014

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  • ME: Why do you keep face timing me and then hanging up lol
  • DAD: Sorry… I’m playing around. Didn’t know it was going through. I’m sick with a cold and bored as hell. I guess it shows.
  • DAD: I’ve even been face timing myself.
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April 1, 2014

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  • Mom: Happy Birthday Brenen!
  • Me: Its, Brayden Mom.
  • Mom: Are you sure?
  • Me: Yes.
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March 19, 2014

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  • Mom: Found sweatshirt. White sweatr stil on the lam.
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March 19, 2014

  • mother: your teeth just look like they are too white with no clear coat. Hali had sketchy enamel and I think yours just look white but not glossy, like your enamel is worn off.
  • mother: never give babies apple juice
  • mother: I just want to make sure your enamel is OK.
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March 19, 2014

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  • Dad: Knock knock
  • Me: Who’s there?
  • Dad: Control freak.
  • Dad: Now you say control freak who.
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March 7, 2014

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