Beer Olympics
- MOM: are you going to celebrate now that you are finished with junior year?
- ME: yes! I am going to play beer olympics with some friends
- MOM: what’s that?
- ME: you get a team together, pick a country, and play drinking games
- MOM: okay have fun, but don’t go for the gold
- (5 minutes later)
- MOM: and Dad says don’t even go for the bronze