Below are all the messages from Dad

YKW

  • DAD: Hi sweetie, are you feeling better? Please call mom about your insurance policy. XOXO, YKW
  • DAD: (You Know Who)
  • DAD: (Daddy)
  • [The next day]
  • DAD: Uncle Bill says get well soon! LOL, WKW
  • DAD: (Lots Of Love, You Know Who)
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 5 votes

July 8, 2014

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  • DAD: mom’s puking. send help. and cookies. hungry.
  • (10 minutes later)
  • DAD: no longer puking. still want cookies. still hungry.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 7 votes

July 8, 2014

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  • DAD: How long should I bake the cookies for? The instructions say 9-11 minutes.
  • ME: I do 5 on each rack, so 10 total.
  • DAD: What do you mean by each rack? The bottom then the top?
  • ME: Yes if you put two trays in at once
  • DAD: What if I only put one in at a time? Do I still follow that approach, and, if so, does it matter if I do the top or bottom first?
  • ME: Then just do 10 mins on the middle rack.
  • DAD: OK. Thanks. Might have more questions. Waiting for butter to soften up.
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One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 19 votes

April 1, 2014

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  • ME: Why do you keep face timing me and then hanging up lol
  • DAD: Sorry… I’m playing around. Didn’t know it was going through. I’m sick with a cold and bored as hell. I guess it shows.
  • DAD: I’ve even been face timing myself.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 18 votes

April 1, 2014

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  • Dad: Knock knock
  • Me: Who’s there?
  • Dad: Control freak.
  • Dad: Now you say control freak who.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 37 votes

March 7, 2014

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  • Mom: Javi neutered- in recovery and doing well! I will pick him up after work!
  • Dad: He also had some baby teeth removed. He can put all his parts under the pillow tonight. Hmmm…not sure what the nut fairy leaves.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 27 votes

March 4, 2014

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  • DAD: You still up?
  • ME: Yeah, what’s going on?
  • 5 minutes pass…
  • ME: Do I need to call?
  • DAD: I’m planning on coming up and looking at that car tomorrow – colonoscopy rescheduled cause I ate some sesame seeds and peanuts this past week – an activity APPARENTLY FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT….
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 31 votes

February 21, 2014

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