Below are all the messages from Dad

  • Me: hope you’re having fun!!
  • Dad: Trying to, it’s working!
  • Dad: I blew out my flip flop!!!!!
  • Me: uh oh don’t have TOO much fun.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 11 votes

August 12, 2014

  • DAD: You need to be happy with yourself before you can be happy with somebody else
  • DAD: Until you get desperate and marry someone like your mother
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 18 votes

August 12, 2014

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YKW

  • DAD: Hi sweetie, are you feeling better? Please call mom about your insurance policy. XOXO, YKW
  • DAD: (You Know Who)
  • DAD: (Daddy)
  • [The next day]
  • DAD: Uncle Bill says get well soon! LOL, WKW
  • DAD: (Lots Of Love, You Know Who)
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 15 votes

July 8, 2014

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  • DAD: mom’s puking. send help. and cookies. hungry.
  • (10 minutes later)
  • DAD: no longer puking. still want cookies. still hungry.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 17 votes

July 8, 2014

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  • DAD: How long should I bake the cookies for? The instructions say 9-11 minutes.
  • ME: I do 5 on each rack, so 10 total.
  • DAD: What do you mean by each rack? The bottom then the top?
  • ME: Yes if you put two trays in at once
  • DAD: What if I only put one in at a time? Do I still follow that approach, and, if so, does it matter if I do the top or bottom first?
  • ME: Then just do 10 mins on the middle rack.
  • DAD: OK. Thanks. Might have more questions. Waiting for butter to soften up.
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One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 26 votes

April 1, 2014

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  • ME: Why do you keep face timing me and then hanging up lol
  • DAD: Sorry… I’m playing around. Didn’t know it was going through. I’m sick with a cold and bored as hell. I guess it shows.
  • DAD: I’ve even been face timing myself.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 24 votes

April 1, 2014

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  • Dad: Knock knock
  • Me: Who’s there?
  • Dad: Control freak.
  • Dad: Now you say control freak who.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 45 votes

March 7, 2014

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