Below are all the messages from Dad

  • Me: Got 104/100 on my spanish final :D
  • Dad: You got a score like that and still managed to get a D?
  • Me: No Dad, it’s a smily face.
  • Dad: Smily faces are much better than D’s. CONGRATULACIONES.
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May 17, 2013

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  • Dad: next week if you see a strange mountain man cleaning up the sides of our house I hired him
  • Dad: his name is Happy
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May 12, 2013

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  • Dad: found my tooth
  • Dad: meeting dentist at 430 to put it back in love you dad
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May 9, 2013

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  • Dad: We got billed by jamster.com cos u clicked on a text msg on Feb 28
  • Me: Omg I am so sorry I didn’t even know!
  • Dad: I know. It is a scam. Many ppl have been taken in to the dark side. You were one of them. Goodbye.
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May 8, 2013

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  • Dad: Okay………..
  • Me: Why do you love the extended ellipsis?
  • Dad: What are you saying? I am confused
  • Me: What’s with the ………….s
  • Dad: What is an extended elipses…..
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May 8, 2013

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  • Dad: Did you talk to my plants yet? It helps them grow
  • Me: Not Yet. I’ve been too shy to introduce myself
  • Dad: The cucumbers and peppers are pretty open. Make sure you introduce yourself to the tomatoes before you start dialogue.
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May 7, 2013

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May 2, 2013

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