— Below are all the messages from Dad —
- Me: Got 104/100 on my spanish final :D
- Dad: You got a score like that and still managed to get a D?
- Me: No Dad, it’s a smily face.
- Dad: Smily faces are much better than D’s. CONGRATULACIONES.
May 17, 2013
- Dad: next week if you see a strange mountain man cleaning up the sides of our house I hired him
- Dad: his name is Happy
May 12, 2013
- Dad: found my tooth
- Dad: meeting dentist at 430 to put it back in love you dad
May 9, 2013
- Dad: We got billed by jamster.com cos u clicked on a text msg on Feb 28
- Me: Omg I am so sorry I didn’t even know!
- Dad: I know. It is a scam. Many ppl have been taken in to the dark side. You were one of them. Goodbye.
May 8, 2013
- Dad: Okay………..
- Me: Why do you love the extended ellipsis?
- Dad: What are you saying? I am confused
- Me: What’s with the ………….s
- Dad: What is an extended elipses…..
May 8, 2013
- Dad: Did you talk to my plants yet? It helps them grow
- Me: Not Yet. I’ve been too shy to introduce myself
- Dad: The cucumbers and peppers are pretty open. Make sure you introduce yourself to the tomatoes before you start dialogue.
May 7, 2013