Below are all the messages from Dad

  • ME: Why do you keep face timing me and then hanging up lol
  • DAD: Sorry… I’m playing around. Didn’t know it was going through. I’m sick with a cold and bored as hell. I guess it shows.
  • DAD: I’ve even been face timing myself.
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April 1, 2014

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  • Dad: Knock knock
  • Me: Who’s there?
  • Dad: Control freak.
  • Dad: Now you say control freak who.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 48 votes

March 7, 2014

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  • Mom: Javi neutered- in recovery and doing well! I will pick him up after work!
  • Dad: He also had some baby teeth removed. He can put all his parts under the pillow tonight. Hmmm…not sure what the nut fairy leaves.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 36 votes

March 4, 2014

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  • DAD: You still up?
  • ME: Yeah, what’s going on?
  • 5 minutes pass…
  • ME: Do I need to call?
  • DAD: I’m planning on coming up and looking at that car tomorrow – colonoscopy rescheduled cause I ate some sesame seeds and peanuts this past week – an activity APPARENTLY FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT….
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 50 votes

February 21, 2014

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  • Dad: How’s the bum?
  • (10 mins later)
  • Dad: Concerned about you as a whole person as well.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 44 votes

February 21, 2014

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  • Dad: Does your GPS work across the US?
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 15 votes

February 21, 2014

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  • dad: bat nearly dead.
  • me: what?
  • dad: did i send u something?
  • me: yes. bat nearly dead??
  • dad: dead.
  • me: what are you talking about?
  • dad: drvng now.
  • me: what is going on??
  • dad: i sent u a photo but then had to turn of fone so i said battery nearly dead. Driving again now.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 20 votes

February 21, 2014

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