Below are all the messages from Dad

  • Mom: Javi neutered- in recovery and doing well! I will pick him up after work!
  • Dad: He also had some baby teeth removed. He can put all his parts under the pillow tonight. Hmmm…not sure what the nut fairy leaves.
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March 4, 2014

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  • DAD: You still up?
  • ME: Yeah, what’s going on?
  • 5 minutes pass…
  • ME: Do I need to call?
  • DAD: I’m planning on coming up and looking at that car tomorrow – colonoscopy rescheduled cause I ate some sesame seeds and peanuts this past week – an activity APPARENTLY FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT….
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February 21, 2014

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  • Dad: How’s the bum?
  • (10 mins later)
  • Dad: Concerned about you as a whole person as well.
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February 21, 2014

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  • Dad: Does your GPS work across the US?
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February 21, 2014

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  • dad: bat nearly dead.
  • me: what?
  • dad: did i send u something?
  • me: yes. bat nearly dead??
  • dad: dead.
  • me: what are you talking about?
  • dad: drvng now.
  • me: what is going on??
  • dad: i sent u a photo but then had to turn of fone so i said battery nearly dead. Driving again now.
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February 21, 2014

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  • Dad: I know Matt’s busy at work, but we’re going to call to say Happy Birthday anyway!
  • Me: Ok
  • (5 minutes later)
  • Dad: Can you send me his number again? Your mother and I just sang happy birthday to a stranger.
  • Me: YOU’RE KIDDING.
  • Dad: No. The guy who answered was very confused. Number please.
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January 21, 2014

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  • Dad: I think you left your eyelashes in the downstairs bathroom.
  • Me: oh yeah my bad
  • Dad: Just glad I saw them first, mommy would have tried to kill them.
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January 4, 2014

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