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— Below are all the messages from Dad —
Dad: Mom got a new lemonade pitcher. But the picture on the front is misleading because it has ice floating in the lemonade.
Me: Why is it misleading? Ice does float.
Dad: Oh.
April 26, 2013
DAD: Ke$ha has a new show on MTV! I was just thinking about how she disappeared for while and I was worried
April 23, 2013
Me: Can’t I just skip the next four years and this whole “college” thing?
Dad: Sure. Maybe you could open a carpet cleaning business or something like that.
April 21, 2013
Dad: I tried sending you a picture of our weather but it didn’t work
Me: It did work!!! I was very impressed with your skills on sending me that!! What you sent is called a “link” and when I click on it…it brings me to the page that you were looking at!
Dad: I hurt my arm patting myself on the back
April 21, 2013
Mom: Unavailable for a couple of hours. getting massage. u nee dto find a place that does this there so i can get u gift cards from there :)
Me: Massage envy
Mom: Find a place!!
Me: …that’s what the place is called. Massage Envy.
Mom: Oh ok…haha…i thought u were have envy of my massage!
April 18, 2013
DAD: Face of puppy trying to be patient and not jump up on his person with big ol’ muddy feet. Woof… ps-also could be a gorilla.
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April 18, 2013
Dad: Got a haircut today!
Me: Oh, a special one?
Dad: No, it’s just special when I get a haircut.
April 18, 2013
