Below are all the messages from Dad

  • dad: bat nearly dead.
  • me: what?
  • dad: did i send u something?
  • me: yes. bat nearly dead??
  • dad: dead.
  • me: what are you talking about?
  • dad: drvng now.
  • me: what is going on??
  • dad: i sent u a photo but then had to turn of fone so i said battery nearly dead. Driving again now.
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February 21, 2014

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  • Dad: I know Matt’s busy at work, but we’re going to call to say Happy Birthday anyway!
  • Me: Ok
  • (5 minutes later)
  • Dad: Can you send me his number again? Your mother and I just sang happy birthday to a stranger.
  • Me: YOU’RE KIDDING.
  • Dad: No. The guy who answered was very confused. Number please.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 40 votes

January 21, 2014

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  • Dad: I think you left your eyelashes in the downstairs bathroom.
  • Me: oh yeah my bad
  • Dad: Just glad I saw them first, mommy would have tried to kill them.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 23 votes

January 4, 2014

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  • Me: Whole wheat tortilla, eggs, ham, spinach, peach mango salsa, and a touch of jdawg sauce.
  • Dad: Purple, socks, iPhone, kindness, frivolity, cereal, and a touch of je ne sais quoi.
  • Me: Purple?
  • Dad: As random as your text.
  • Dad: Oh wait, you ATE those things together?
  • Dad: It just read as a random string of foods.  Jk lols rofl.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 32 votes

December 3, 2013

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  • Me: What about faye?
  • Dad: Faye, Esther….she could end up playing Mah Jong on Friday nights
  • Me: You should try writing for snl dad
  • Dad:  It’s past my bedtime
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 17 votes

November 27, 2013

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  • Dad: Mom is singing to her dice before rolling. Please pray!
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 13 votes

October 30, 2013

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One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 58 votes

October 30, 2013

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