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One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 48 votes

June 17, 2013

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  • MOM: I just had my drivers license renewed   i look like a convict with very colorful earrings    now i am on way to country club
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 37 votes

June 5, 2013

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  • Mom: Did u have a good day Brenda
  • Mom: Omg who is Brenda
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 91 votes

April 25, 2013

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  • Me: Mom, Chris and I broke up last night :'(
  • Mom: I am trying to sleep.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 141 votes

December 3, 2012

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One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 37 votes

November 28, 2012

  • MOM: do I use right click or left click to open a file?
  • ME: ??? don’t you have a mac?
  • MOM: how do I left click on a mac? it doesn’t work to use my left hand
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 62 votes

November 13, 2012

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  • Dad: Call your mom
  • Me: Why?
  • Dad: Just kidding we r drunk
  • Me: What is happening?
  • Dad: Nothing. We were watching honey boo boo and was letting u know
  • Me: And ur drunk watching honey boo boo at Shabbat dinner?
  • Dad: It’s a new thing we do. It’s called “shabooboo”
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 156 votes

November 7, 2012

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