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— Below are all our favorite messages —
Mom: Did u have a good day Brenda
Mom: Omg who is Brenda
April 25, 2013
Me: Mom, Chris and I broke up last night :’(
Mom: I am trying to sleep.
December 3, 2012
MOM: do I use right click or left click to open a file?
ME: ??? don’t you have a mac?
MOM: how do I left click on a mac? it doesn’t work to use my left hand
November 13, 2012
Dad: Call your mom
Me: Why?
Dad: Just kidding we r drunk
Me: What is happening?
Dad: Nothing. We were watching honey boo boo and was letting u know
Me: And ur drunk watching honey boo boo at Shabbat dinner?
Dad: It’s a new thing we do. It’s called “shabooboo”
November 7, 2012
Me: We’re getting Thai, what do you want?
Dad: Steak
Me: Mum says you can’t have steak.
Dad: But everything else tastes like flowers!
October 10, 2012
MOM: I’m at grandma’s doing breakfast. Wish me luck. xoxoxo ME: Good luck. And now you’re adding bunnies to text all because you wish you had those little symbols, huh?
MOM: I didn’t mean to send it is old, someone sent at Easter. Somehow it appeared and I couldn’t get rid of it so I sent it. I call it nightmare bunny cause it appears at strange times. xoxoxo
July 24, 2012
