— Below are all our favorite messages —
- DAD: Put a new light in the camel so your friends would stop making fun of the nativity set on the lawn.
December 23, 2010
- ME: Its raining cats and dogs out there.
- DAD: I know i just stepped in a poodle.
December 23, 2010
- Me: Can we go to yoga tonight?
- Mom: Maybe – I really have to find a piece of paper on my desk, though, tonight…
December 22, 2010
- ME: Might not make it off the GW bridge alive in this storm.
- DAD: Keep windows up if you go into water remember that car will float for a min till ya roll win down and swim away
December 20, 2010
- Me: Have you left yet?
- Mom: Dad found a nest of five baby rats in the garden and had to kill them with a shovel, gross. just leaving now.
December 20, 2010
- Me: Do you know that you have an automatic signature? After every text you send this appears: )o(
- Dad: That’s an ice spider
December 18, 2010
- Dad: What’s chef hat called?
December 17, 2010
