— Below are all our favorite messages —
- MOM: I found this for you. (That was in Siri’s voice)
June 27, 2012
- ME: Guess what, I beat my mile time today
- DAD: Wow Seabiscuit
April 16, 2012
- Dad: Explain hipsters.
- Me: HAHA basically moms hairdresser
- Dad: Rudolfo? Or the chubby lady who feeds the dogs?
April 15, 2012
- MOM: Can I borrow the coat from your Cruella D’Ville halloween costume?
- ME: Of course, it’s in one of my closets
- MOM: I am currently wearing it. The cats are going wild. I think they want to marry me.
March 8, 2012
- DAD: Are we bowling? If so, what time?
- ME: Up to you!
- DAD: Umm… whats the bowling vibe? Positive? Indifferent? Negative? On a scale of 1-5.
February 28, 2012
- MOM: It’s really hard when you get new shoes and nobody wants to talk about them.
January 31, 2012