Cosmo the Glitter Dog
- Mom: Hmmmmm
- Me: Hmmmmm?
- Mom: Cosmo just pooped glitter.
- Me: What the heck?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
- Mom: 3****** That is Cosmo pooping glitter
- Me: MOM!!!!!!! Why did he poop glitter?!?
- Mom: I guess he ate glitter. Now his poops are beautiful.