Hooter
- DAD: tweet: Just had a McRib. Yummy. :end tweet
- ME: Dad… are you trying to use twitter?
- DAD: Yes. Did I tweet properly?
- ME: Seriously? No. It’s a website, you have to sign up for it.
- DAD: Fine, I’ll start my own. I’ll call them “hoots”.
- ME: You’ve gone off the deep end… but you could call the website “Hooter”.
- DAD: Oh great, now you probably want a cut of the profits.