I’m Heterosexual
- Me: Hey dad, can you pick me up in 10 minutes?
- Dad: Sure will text when outside
- Me: Ok
- Ten Minutes Later
- Dad: I’m heterosexual.
- Dad: Heterosexual
- Dad: Heterosexual
- Dad: Here
- Me: Omigod Dad!!! XD
- Dad: I can hear you laughing through the window, you left it open.