In Miami
- Me: I love you!
- (5 days later)
- Me: put it on Nature! it’s about weird animal friends!
- (2 days later)
- Me: I miss you!
- (the next day)
- Me: I love you, even if you don’t respond to my 63 text messages
- Dad: Who is this?
- Me: WHAT?!?!?!?
- Dad: I’m in miami