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Mom: I wanted to send you ice cream in your care package but your dad said no.
May 13, 2013
MOM: ^•o•^
ME: ….what
MOM: it’s a boar, like the pig
ME: you know there’s an emoji for that
MOM: mine is more creative >:)
MOM: that was an sly smiley face, also my work
May 13, 2013
Me: knock knock
Mom: Who’s there? We had to leave dinner and miss the movie to take your grandmother to the hospital.
May 12, 2013
Dad: next week if you see a strange mountain man cleaning up the sides of our house I hired him
Dad: his name is Happy
May 12, 2013
Mom: I decided we will write children’s books together.
May 10, 2013
MOM: Many thanks for the scrumptious chocolate strawberries! Emoticon: Pic of tiny cute animal munching with some chocolate crumbs found on the corners of her/his mouth.
May 10, 2013
Dad: found my tooth
Dad: meeting dentist at 430 to put it back in love you dad
May 9, 2013
