• Mom: Suitcase was just delivered. I hugged the bellman 2X and kissed him on the cheek. Needless to say, he was a little overwhelmed. Now I will sleep well!
  • Mom: Last text today I swear… just wanted to give a big happy hooray for mirilax.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 26 votes

May 24, 2013

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  • Me: You can’t get pics can you?
  • Mom: Guitar pics? no.
  • Me: I just LOLed
  • Mom: ?
  • Me: I meant pictures. Can your phone get PICTURES!?
  • Mom: What picture are you wanting?
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 29 votes

May 24, 2013

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  • Me: is it alright if I have some friends over to watch a movie??
  • Dad: yes
  • Me: thank you
  • Dad: when?
  • Dad: and what are we watching?
  • Dad: I’ve got the popcorn.
  • Dad: are you bringing milk duds?
  • Dad: I’m so excited.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 110 votes

May 22, 2013

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  • Me: I got a 54/54 on my history test!
  • Mom: Alright. Moving in the right direction.
  • Me: Please try to sound a little happier next time I get a 100.
  • Mom: YIIIIIPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEE!!!! YYYYYIIIPPPPEEEEEEE!  KKKKKKIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
  • Mom: !!!!!
  • Mom: You now have a C in the class.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 56 votes

May 21, 2013

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  • Me: How do you make rice?
  • Mom: Look at bearcam.org sometime for cute live cubs…right now awake
  • Mom: Lily is moms name
  • Mom: cubs are 6 weeks old
  • Me: …will do
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 32 votes

May 20, 2013

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  • Dad: Plans for tonite?
  • Me: Yes, going out.
  • Dad: Okay rememeber the road is slick
  • Dad: AND THE LAW IS OUT
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 40 votes

May 20, 2013

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  • Me: Got 104/100 on my spanish final :D
  • Dad: You got a score like that and still managed to get a D?
  • Me: No Dad, it’s a smily face.
  • Dad: Smily faces are much better than D’s. CONGRATULACIONES.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 64 votes

May 17, 2013

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