• MOM: I just had my drivers license renewed   i look like a convict with very colorful earrings    now i am on way to country club
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June 5, 2013

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  • Dad: So the new kitten is named Brody?
  • Dad: You should call him Bodhi
  • Dad: the kitten that is.
  • Dad: Bodhi is the name of a character Patrick Swayze played in a movie called Point Break with Keanu Reeves
  • Dad: Keanu Reeves’ character was named Johnny Utah.
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June 5, 2013

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  • Dad: If there isn’t a fight in this period…we are fighting…get oven mitts and meet me in living room
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June 4, 2013

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  • Grandma: Do u want to c The Hangover 111?
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June 3, 2013

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  • Dad: Does Mmmmm mean the same as Hmmmmm?
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June 1, 2013

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  • Grandma: get your papers done?
  • Me: you know it!
  • Grandma: I was so happy today
  • Grandma: I went and got drunk.
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June 1, 2013

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  • Mom: Do you know what “shocker”rams?
  • Me: What? I don’t understand.
  • Mom: What does the term “shocker mean?
  • Mom: The lunch ladies want to know
  • Mom: Never mind we googled it
  • Mom: LOL
  • Mom: Just because we’re old doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be informed
  • Me: Yeah…..just in case….
  • Me: Don’t want to be that unsuspecting lass…
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 27 votes

June 1, 2013

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