• Dad: Does Mmmmm mean the same as Hmmmmm?
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June 1, 2013

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  • Grandma: get your papers done?
  • Me: you know it!
  • Grandma: I was so happy today
  • Grandma: I went and got drunk.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 45 votes

June 1, 2013

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  • Mom: Do you know what “shocker”rams?
  • Me: What? I don’t understand.
  • Mom: What does the term “shocker mean?
  • Mom: The lunch ladies want to know
  • Mom: Never mind we googled it
  • Mom: LOL
  • Mom: Just because we’re old doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be informed
  • Me: Yeah…..just in case….
  • Me: Don’t want to be that unsuspecting lass…
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 26 votes

June 1, 2013

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  • Me: My laptop is fixed. IDK how but it fixed itself.
  • Dad: That’s my philosohpy, if you have a problem, ignore until it goes away by itself.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 37 votes

May 31, 2013

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  • Dad: Hi SOrry for not getting back to you. I ha e a 4g phone now. You can text me whenever. Are you doing the cinnamon challenge?
  • Me: Uhmmm no?
  • Dad: Just wondering. Be safe. Love you.
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One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 40 votes

May 31, 2013

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  • DAD: Guess what I’m doing??
  • ME: what?
  • DAD: Watching otters!
  • Me:
  • DAD: I’m observing them from afar
  • DAD: They are gambolling in the water
  • DAD: One is eating a crab
  • DAD: They are living their lives
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One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 83 votes

May 30, 2013

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  • Mom: Have you seen my cell phone lately?
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 40 votes

May 29, 2013

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