• Mom: Happy Birthday Brenen!
  • Me: Its, Brayden Mom.
  • Mom: Are you sure?
  • Me: Yes.
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March 19, 2014

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  • Mom: Found sweatshirt. White sweatr stil on the lam.
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March 19, 2014

  • mother: your teeth just look like they are too white with no clear coat. Hali had sketchy enamel and I think yours just look white but not glossy, like your enamel is worn off.
  • mother: never give babies apple juice
  • mother: I just want to make sure your enamel is OK.
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March 19, 2014

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  • Dad: Knock knock
  • Me: Who’s there?
  • Dad: Control freak.
  • Dad: Now you say control freak who.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 44 votes

March 7, 2014

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  • Mom: Went clothes shopping today, it was no fun as usual. I did enjoy farting all over the mall though.
  • Me: so when you didn’t find clothes you liked you farted in their store and left?
  • Mom: No, the farting wasnt personal. Just needed to be done.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 38 votes

March 4, 2014

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  • Grandmother: I wanted to call and wish Jamie a Happy Birthday, but I didn’t have her number. So then I decided I would text her, but we aren’t friends on Facebook!
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 21 votes

March 4, 2014

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  • Mom: Javi neutered- in recovery and doing well! I will pick him up after work!
  • Dad: He also had some baby teeth removed. He can put all his parts under the pillow tonight. Hmmm…not sure what the nut fairy leaves.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 33 votes

March 4, 2014

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