- ME: Who should i list as a third reference??…should i list aunt bev?
- (4 hours later)
- ME: Hellloooooooooooooo??
- MOM: Yes sorry been playin with the turtle!
May 3, 2012
- MOM: Google docs has new spreadsheet with insurance info if i die. :)
May 3, 2012
- MOM (4am): Next time u decide to stay out all night let somebody know
- ME: What?
- MOM: Next time u decide to stay out all night let somebody know
- ME: What are you talking about I’m in my room
- MOM: Wait what time did you get home?
- ME: 12
- MOM: I didn’t hear you come in
- ME: Yea next time check before sending hostile texts
May 2, 2012
- DAD: As my grandmother used to say
- DAD: Joy, joy, 1st of May
- DAD: Outdoor fucking starts today.
May 2, 2012
- ME: Pictures for Prom are moved up a bit, we need to be at Rachel’s at 4:30 now
- DAD: Ok I hope my nails dry by then.
May 2, 2012
- ME: Happy Birthday!
- MOM: 39 lb cat on Anderson Cooper
May 2, 2012
- grandma: the little eating squirrel reminds me of you!! xxxxx gma
- me: ? really…?
- grandma: i always want to pet both of you xxxxx gma
May 2, 2012
