Responsible Parenting
- Mom: Driving in a minute so I can’t text.
- Me: So where did you drive to?
- Mom: Driving again.
- Mom: Not driving anymore I’m at school. Was today better than yesterday?
- Me: Kind of.
- Mom: Go to sleep. Driving.
- Me: Stop texting me while you’re driving.
- Mom: Brb. Driving.