Super Bowl Thoughts
- ME: who are you rooting for?
- MOM: Eli—Payton’s baby bro!
- ME: but Tom Brady is so much cuter! Haha
- MOM: yea but Tom is married to that Brazilian betch Gisele. Couldn’t he marry American? Madonna for halftime is like watching your mom on stage, she’s that old. What and when was her last hit? She probably gave the super bowl senior citizen ratings. Xoxo