Below are all the messages tagged animals

Bat

  • 2AM
  • Mom: Holy shit have bat in the house flew in bedroom now in hall have called police
  • 3AM
  • Mom: They are bringing animal control. Cute bat hanging on blue window treatment in hall
  • 4AM
  • Mom: I will send video of catching the bat
  • 5AM
  • Mom: Very nice animal control lady. We made friends. Will probably go for drinks next week. Sleep well sweetpea!
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 77 votes

June 18, 2013

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  • DAD: Guess what I’m doing??
  • ME: what?
  • DAD: Watching otters!
  • Me:
  • DAD: I’m observing them from afar
  • DAD: They are gambolling in the water
  • DAD: One is eating a crab
  • DAD: They are living their lives
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One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 83 votes

May 30, 2013

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  • Dad: Nobody seems to know. Here are some possible answers. Chinese restaurants. They turn to stone. They are immortal. They sink but none of these seem acceptable.
  • Me: What????
  • Dad: We were just talking about where ducks go when they die. I should have prefaced the message
  • Me: WHAT is going on?!?
  • Dad: Ron kardashian ate them
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 67 votes

March 22, 2013

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  • Mom: Wait til you see the dead squirrel at home
  • Me: Get rid of it
  • Mom: Call me if you can
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 22 votes

January 4, 2013

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  • Mom: ok tried taking pics of the cats but they were hissing at me
  • Me: Huh??  What cats??
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 47 votes

November 30, 2012

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  • Stepmom: We are watching the american dog show and there is one that looks like your dad
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 32 votes

November 24, 2012

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One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 22 votes

November 13, 2012

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