— Below are all the messages tagged animals —
- Mom: Holy shit have bat in the house flew in bedroom now in hall have called police
- Mom: They are bringing animal control. Cute bat hanging on blue window treatment in hall
- Mom: I will send video of catching the bat
- Mom: Very nice animal control lady. We made friends. Will probably go for drinks next week. Sleep well sweetpea!
June 18, 2013
- DAD: Guess what I’m doing??
- ME: what?
- DAD: Watching otters!
- Me: …
- DAD: I’m observing them from afar
- DAD: They are gambolling in the water
- DAD: One is eating a crab
- DAD: They are living their lives
May 30, 2013
- Dad: Nobody seems to know. Here are some possible answers. Chinese restaurants. They turn to stone. They are immortal. They sink but none of these seem acceptable.
- Me: What????
- Dad: We were just talking about where ducks go when they die. I should have prefaced the message
- Me: WHAT is going on?!?
- Dad: Ron kardashian ate them
March 22, 2013
- Mom: Wait til you see the dead squirrel at home
- Me: Get rid of it
- Mom: Call me if you can
January 4, 2013
- Mom: ok tried taking pics of the cats but they were hissing at me
- Me: Huh?? What cats??
November 30, 2012
- Stepmom: We are watching the american dog show and there is one that looks like your dad
November 24, 2012