Below are all the messages tagged autocorrect

  • Mom: Your sweetener came
  • Mom: Swaddler
  • Mom: Sweat
  • Mom: Swatter
  • Mom: Sweater
  • Me: …Okay
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 46 votes

July 2, 2013

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  • Mom: Did u have a good day Brenda
  • Mom: Omg who is Brenda
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April 25, 2013

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  • MOM: Hello my chickies. (i had to type that one in becuase swype kept making it cockpits.) Your mama is loving you a lot today.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 34 votes

April 18, 2013

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  • MOM: Fondue esta your sisters?
  • ME: ?
  • MOM: Not fondue. Donde.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 39 votes

March 17, 2013

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  • ME: saw I missed your call. what’s up?
  • MOM:   Needed u to know u made my day with the box. Thank u thank u thank u, however i have bad news, the pattern on the yarn is for knitting.
  • ME:   oh no!!
  • MOM:   If u find some time search on the internet for free crotch scarf pattern.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 43 votes

March 12, 2013

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  • Mom: Dad just had his bum sliced open because of an infection. Probs gonna have a third tooth pulled. :-(
  • Me: What??? Are these things connected…? I’m so confused.
  • Mom: Ok, I just laughed so hard I cried!!!!! GUM! GUM, not bum!!!!!
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 77 votes

January 30, 2013

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MLK

  • Mom: Yep. College not closed except for specific MLB event hours. 11:30 and 4:30 or somesuch.
  • Mom: Mlk. Autocorrect is racist.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 30 votes

January 21, 2013

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