— Below are all the messages tagged autocorrect —
- Mom: Your sweetener came
- Mom: Swaddler
- Mom: Sweat
- Mom: Swatter
- Mom: Sweater
- Me: …Okay
July 2, 2013
- Mom: Did u have a good day Brenda
- Mom: Omg who is Brenda
April 25, 2013
- MOM: Hello my chickies. (i had to type that one in becuase swype kept making it cockpits.) Your mama is loving you a lot today.
April 18, 2013
- MOM: Fondue esta your sisters?
- ME: ?
- MOM: Not fondue. Donde.
March 17, 2013
- ME: saw I missed your call. what’s up?
- MOM: Needed u to know u made my day with the box. Thank u thank u thank u, however i have bad news, the pattern on the yarn is for knitting.
- ME: oh no!!
- MOM: If u find some time search on the internet for free crotch scarf pattern.
March 12, 2013
- Mom: Dad just had his bum sliced open because of an infection. Probs gonna have a third tooth pulled. :-(
- Me: What??? Are these things connected…? I’m so confused.
- Mom: Ok, I just laughed so hard I cried!!!!! GUM! GUM, not bum!!!!!
January 30, 2013
- Mom: Yep. College not closed except for specific MLB event hours. 11:30 and 4:30 or somesuch.
- Mom: Mlk. Autocorrect is racist.
January 21, 2013