— Below are all the messages tagged bathroomtalk —
- Mom: Went clothes shopping today, it was no fun as usual. I did enjoy farting all over the mall though.
- Me: so when you didn’t find clothes you liked you farted in their store and left?
- Mom: No, the farting wasnt personal. Just needed to be done.
March 4, 2014
- Mom: I had Indian food for lunch.
- MOM: It’s gone right through me like in Bride’s Maids.
July 23, 2013
- Mom: Just don’t brush your teeth with preparation H. I have a stomachache from it. I’m gona die.
July 12, 2013
- Me: WE NEED TOILET PAPER
- Mom: No shit. No pee, either.
July 4, 2013
- Dad: Our sump pump has a belly ache and has decided to go night night
April 3, 2013
- Me: A guy I work with just came out of the bathroom eating a banana…like in mid-bite. Is that normal!?!
- Dad: No, that’s starnge. Avoid this individual as he may be a doomsdaysurvivalist with a hoard of stuff in the men’s bathroom.
February 7, 2013