— Below are all the messages tagged bathroomtalk —
- Dad: Our sump pump has a belly ache and has decided to go night night
April 3, 2013
- Me: A guy I work with just came out of the bathroom eating a banana…like in mid-bite. Is that normal!?!
- Dad: No, that’s starnge. Avoid this individual as he may be a doomsdaysurvivalist with a hoard of stuff in the men’s bathroom.
February 7, 2013
- Mom: Hmmmmm
- Me: Hmmmmm?
- Mom: Cosmo just pooped glitter.
- Me: What the heck?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
- Mom: 3****** That is Cosmo pooping glitter
- Me: MOM!!!!!!! Why did he poop glitter?!?
- Mom: I guess he ate glitter. Now his poops are beautiful.
December 30, 2012
- DAD: Do you have a Kroger toothbrush in the downstairs bathroom? If not, I will use it because Mom USED MINE TO CLEAN THE MUD OFF HER SHOES.
December 8, 2012
- Grandma: do you have a bunny ane why?? they poop alot.
- Me: I do! And he does poop a lot. But he’s really soft.
- Grandma: does he have a name? would a girlfriend be better?They poop in private.
November 27, 2012
- MOM: home now could not stop poo pants lvuall
November 12, 2012