Below are all the messages tagged bathroomtalk

  • Mom: Went clothes shopping today, it was no fun as usual. I did enjoy farting all over the mall though.
  • Me: so when you didn’t find clothes you liked you farted in their store and left?
  • Mom: No, the farting wasnt personal. Just needed to be done.
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March 4, 2014

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  • Mom: I had Indian food for lunch.
  • MOM: It’s gone right through me like in Bride’s Maids.
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July 23, 2013

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  • Mom: Just don’t brush your teeth with preparation H. I have a stomachache from it. I’m gona die.
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July 12, 2013

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July 9, 2013

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  • Me:  WE NEED TOILET PAPER
  • Mom:  No shit.  No pee, either.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 40 votes

July 4, 2013

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  • Dad: Our sump pump has a belly ache and has decided to go night night
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 21 votes

April 3, 2013

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  • Me: A guy I work with just came out of the bathroom eating a banana…like in mid-bite.  Is that normal!?!
  • Dad: No, that’s starnge.  Avoid this individual as he may be a doomsdaysurvivalist with a hoard of stuff in the men’s bathroom.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 57 votes

February 7, 2013

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