— Below are all the messages tagged best of dad —
- Dad:
- DAD: You’ll always be my princess.
May 5, 2011
- ME: Karina says you have a pretty epic mustache.
- DAD: Its called beowulf.
April 18, 2011
- DAD: big poppa is back!!
- ME: who’s big poppa?
- DAD: the big turkey in the backyard, i named him big pappa.
- (5 minutes later)
- DAD: THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AYEA IF YOUSE A TRUE PLAYA!
April 18, 2011
- ME: I am scared to be on the Greyhound by myself :(
- DAD: It’s okay honey. Just shout random vegetables and no one will sit next to you.
- DAD: Rutebaga!
April 8, 2011
- Dad: What are you doing?
- Me: I’m at Grandma’s house. What do you need?
- Dad: I want cookies. Chocolate chip. Get them for me. I will pay.
- Me: Ask mom.
- Dad: I did. She won’t. Says no. Get cookies please.
- Me: I will on my way home.
- (10 minutes later)
- Dad: Nevermind. Mom found texts. NO COOKIES! ABORT MISSION!
April 7, 2011
- dad: r u wearing socks?
- me: No im in bed why
- dad: bcuz when u wer younger id come in when u wer sleeping and rub your feet when they were cold.
January 8, 2011
- Me: Do you know that you have an automatic signature? After every text you send this appears: )o(
- Dad: That’s an ice spider
December 18, 2010
