— Below are all the messages tagged Best of Mom —
- ME: I’m getting a tattoo!
- MOM: wow what did u get?
- ME: stars on my back
- MOM: wow how many?
- ME: Like 15
- MOM: Alright!!! I will get 15 moons!
April 11, 2011
- ME: I can honestly say I’m not interested in anyyy boys right now
- MOM: well, I think that’s good. when you graduate you can roam the earth
- MOM: like a dinosaur
April 9, 2011
- Mom: Those bball shorts for $6 (regular $20) which is so cheap to begin with. Are 5 1/2 phone lengths long. Is that to short for you?
March 19, 2011
- Mom: (_/_)(__)(_/_)(__)(_/_) booty shake!!!
February 7, 2011
- Mom: I started 2 do jumping jacks without my bra & almost knocked myself unconscious
February 2, 2011
- Mom: Hi Honey. If u find anything in Colonial Williamsburg that would be nice for the house such as a nice front door knocker call or text me
- Mom: I am not interested in the pineapple door knockers
January 4, 2011
- Me: Can we go to yoga tonight?
- Mom: Maybe – I really have to find a piece of paper on my desk, though, tonight…
December 22, 2010