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We, the admins of When Parents Text, would like to present our awards for 2011. But before we do, a quick look back at 2011:

The first week of January 2011, we were featured in Entertainment Weekly.

Edubs Must List in Penn Station

By April 2011 we moved off Tumblr and began hosting ourselves on our beautiful, blue site.

In August 2011 our book When Parents Text So Much Said… So Little Understood was available in bookstores. And HERE!

It’s been an absolutely crazy year for us. But guess what! I never did Zuckerberg Sophia. We’re still best friends. And we’re the only ones that update the site. We’re so grateful: thank you for texting, submitting, and reading.

Here’s to another year full of LOL!

And without fuller ado!

AWARDS FOR BEST OF 2011

Best Literary Reference

Best Autocorrect

Most Beloved Cat

Best Harry Potter Text

Best Question

Biggest Guilt Trip

Most Original Emoticon 

Best Picture Message

And, because we had to:

Sophia’s Favorite and Lauren’s Favorite.

Did your favorite make the list? Do you disagree? Do you actually hate Condom Cat? Let us know!

Big things to come from WPT!

Happy New Year!

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January 2, 2012

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  • MOM: Grandparents found ur red thong in the black suit case. grandpa thought it was a headband and wore it while cutting the lawn.
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November 14, 2011

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  • me: are you drinking beer already?
  • mom: are YOU?
  • me: I knew it
  • mom: beer then nap.  That’s my plan.
  • me: mine is nap then beer, weird.
  • mom: no, this is weird
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October 11, 2011

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  • DAD: you have to come home now its an emergency! no time to explain just get home now!
  • ME: What? is everything ok?
  • (10 minutes later)
  • ME: Ok dad im on the train home whats wrong???
  • DAD: remember that turtle that was laying eggs in the yard?
  • ME: What? no?
  • DAD: the eggs are hatching!
  • ME: OMG dad are you serious? what are you talking about? you made me leave in the middle of some importaint shit.
  • DAD: baby turtles!
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September 22, 2011

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  • ME:  Do you like my new feather hair extension?
  • DAD: If you want to attract men toss the feather and tie some bacon in your hair.
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August 12, 2011

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  • DAD: My bagel is looking at me!!
  • ME: What the? Why are you using a Winnie the Pooh plate?
  • DAD: Shhh. Just let it happen.
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July 8, 2011

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  • MOM: Colleen!!!!! Guess what!!!!!!!
  • MOM: Colleen!!!!¡¡¿¿??
  • ME: What? And no I will not look at you now.
  • MOM: ($_$) look at me now! I’m gettin’ paper! ($_$)
  • ME: OMG mom. No!
  • MOM: \($_$)/ <—– my gettin paper dance!
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June 7, 2011

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