— Below are all the messages tagged bieber —
mom: Justin Beiber broke up with Selena Gomez. I may not be able to function for the next several minutes.
November 10, 2012
Have you seen Justin Bieber’s new haircut? I was APPALLED. Could this be the death knell for helmet hair?
September 16, 2012
Dad: Look! It’s bieber’s bus!
Me: Funny dad. Wait, did you take this while driving?!
Dad: It’s bieber. He’s worth it.
April 5, 2012
MOM: Just watched never say never and am going to bed w a fever.
February 3, 2012
MOM: Looking over ur xmas list.. Where does one buy Justin Burner perfume?
December 21, 2011
ME: Hey mom wants us to get a hair cut.
DAD: I don’t want to!
DAD: Cause I want to grow my hair out enough to look like justin bieber.
October 7, 2011
MOM: Speaking of Bieber, a lock of his hair was just sold on ebay for 40k. Elvis’ only went for 15k. Can you imagine? And to think I’ve got locks of your hair that no amount of money could make me part (no pun intended) with (priceless).
March 9, 2011