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— Below are all the messages tagged booze —
MOM: Got jello, Kahlua and Edy’s Bogo
ME: YEESSSSS
April 7, 2012
Grandma: Hello I hope you had a good weekend. Look at Dancing tonight. Love you. I am your sweet Oma.
Me: Hi! What did you think of Maria’s dance?
Grandma: We loved it. It was a difficult song.
Grandma: I love this commercial.
Grandma: I am crying with the show.
Me: Me, too. Haha.
Grandma: Opa is with us on this. Very Touchy. He went to get more wine.
Grandma: He is the best. 1982 is a very good year. I love him very much.
Grandma: Oh MY GOD. He is HOT.
Grandma: Great show. Goodnight.
April 3, 2012
Mom: I’m going to turn into a pumpkin- 2nd day of STARR testing for the students tomorrow- tipsy!
Mom: That is- tipsy
Mom: Wow- uttered.
Me: Are you saying you’re going to get drunk before testing your students?
Mom: Just tipsy!
Mom: Ok. Auto Correct wins. Goodnight.
March 28, 2012
MOM: I am a litte dRunk. I just tried to text you with the remote control.
February 17, 2012
DAD: Sippin some wine. Doin taxes. Off 2 hrs early to do. Laundry goin. Washer n dryer. Ljk dont 4get usa today n n y times. Pancake n saus din at sugbr crk tom. Lovely wife. 2 cute smart funny athlet daughters. 1 great future sil. Super bowl sunday. 1 fine dog. Life is good. Love dad
February 8, 2012
DAD: Mardi gras is here!
February 8, 2012
MOM: Is Michelob Ultra a shit beer? I’ve only had 2 but it’s one too many. Is this what you would call a drunk text instead of a drunk dial:
ME: Yes and yes.
February 5, 2012
