— Below are all the messages tagged cashmoney —
- Me: So when I said “I have $46 in my checking account,” did that stir any feelings of paternal responsibility in you…?
- Dad: SHOULD IT? LUV U! XXXOOO SCROOGE
December 11, 2012
- ME: Hi, can you call me if you have a sec?
- ME: Hey I just called can you let me know when you are free
- ME: Oh, mother???? Where art thou?
- ME: …hi
- MOM: Don’t be incommunicado except when you need money.
April 20, 2012
- MOM: I’m leaving for the weekend so I hid $100 in your room for food, clean your room and you will find it.
April 11, 2012
- ME: Yo necessito dinero.
- MOM: How mucho?
February 1, 2012
- DAD: Five bucks.
January 31, 2012
- Dad: You’ve really got some stones to use your parents credit card to buy your condoms.
January 9, 2012
- Dad: In the club. Making love. Rap. Money on my mind. Six pack. Give me a hug.
December 12, 2011