— Below are all the messages tagged cats —
- MOM: If I get reincarnated as a cat, I still won’t eat my vomit.
March 7, 2013
- Mom: I dreamed my leg hair was so long at my ankles I looked like a bobcat.
September 22, 2012
- Mom: Cleaning out . . . Minnie found a new friend :)
- (1 hour later):
- (16 hours later):
- Mom: My new friend. . .
August 3, 2012
- Dad: Butt hole report=healed
May 24, 2012
- Dad: Hi big sister! This is Paris, you know, your cat! I taught myself how to text! I miss you, nobody rubs my cheeks like you!
- (20 minutes later)
- Email from Dad: Hi Big Sister, Paris again! Good news….I’ve also taught myself how to use email!!!! Aren’t you proud of me???? This sure took a lot of brain-power…..I have to go take a nap now….
May 8, 2012
- MOM: Can I borrow the coat from your Cruella D’Ville halloween costume?
- ME: Of course, it’s in one of my closets
- MOM: I am currently wearing it. The cats are going wild. I think they want to marry me.
March 8, 2012