— Below are all the messages tagged cats —

Thoughts on Cats

  • MOM: If I get reincarnated as a cat, I still won’t eat my vomit.
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March 7, 2013

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Bobcat

  • Mom: I dreamed my leg hair was so long at my ankles I looked like a bobcat.
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September 22, 2012

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Minnie’s New Friend

  • Mom: Cleaning out . . . Minnie found a new friend :)
  • (1 hour later):
  • (16 hours later):
  • Mom: My new friend. . . 
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August 3, 2012

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Cat Butt

  • Dad: Butt hole report=healed
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May 24, 2012

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Texting Cat

  • Dad: Hi big sister! This is Paris, you know, your cat! I taught myself how to text! I miss you, nobody rubs my cheeks like you!
  • (20 minutes later)
  • Email from Dad: Hi Big Sister, Paris again! Good news….I’ve also taught myself how to use email!!!! Aren’t you proud of me???? This sure took a lot of brain-power…..I have to go take a nap now….
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May 8, 2012

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Wild

  • MOM: Can I borrow the coat from your Cruella D’Ville halloween costume?
  • ME: Of course, it’s in one of my closets
  • MOM: I am currently wearing it. The cats are going wild.  I think they want to marry me.
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March 8, 2012

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