— Below are all the messages tagged christmas —
- Mom: Look at my post.
- Me: I don’t have flash on my phone and I already put my laptop away. I’ll look at it later.
- Mom: You poopie.
- Mom: Ok. Just to warn you……I turned you into an elf and your dancing to “Soul Sleigh”
- (12 hours later)
- Mom: Check out my elf post.
December 19, 2012
- Me: Can you please draw a lion on the card that goes to Becky’s family? A lion with a baby preferably. Melia likes lions.
- Me: Send pictures of lions for approval before sending.
- Mom:
- Me: Your baby lion looks like a mouse…just sayin’
- Mom: Look miss picky TYRANT cool your jets!! I drew a freaking family of farting lions! Gimme a break!
- Me: I DIDN’T WANT FARTING LIONS I WANTED NON-FARTING LIONS.
December 17, 2012
- ME: Are you cooking the tenderloin for Chistmas Eve this year?
- MOM: No, we are having tacos.
December 16, 2012
- Mom: I saw the christmas pictures. The fat suits you!
- Me: oh..thanks mom for telling me I’m fat.
- Mom: I MEANT HAT the HAT SUITS YOU
- Mom: This thing doesnt write what I tell it to!
- Mom: you are beautiful!
December 16, 2012
- Mom: Cat tent!
- Me: I could’ve sworn forcing cats to cage fight was illegal.
- Mom: A girl’s gotta find a way to get some cash for Christmas!
December 13, 2012
- ME: Just bought a present for the cats from Santa!
- MOM: Santa already got them a present.
- MOM: That’s about all Santa’s done..
December 13, 2012
