- MOM: Your adorable math teacher is at the gym!
- MOM: I want to chat with him…
- ME: No mom! He barely speaks English!
- Mom: I can use body language.
- Mom: I just undressed him with my eyes. ;)
— Below are all the messages tagged cougars —
- Me: Demi and Ashton split, what a tragedy
- Mom: I saw that one coming i hope he doesnt look for another cougar because i am not available