— Below are all the messages tagged death —
- Mom: Beautiful day! Bird hits window, suffering on the table outside, suffering with every breath righ before my very eyes! Oh so sad :(
April 4, 2013
- MOM: If I get reincarnated as a cat, I still won’t eat my vomit.
March 7, 2013
- Mom: I left the sims on by mistake when i went to church and i killed the mom the horse and the dog!
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December 10, 2012
- dad: the co-founder of mad libs died today. Awwwww
October 20, 2012
- Me: Are we safe?
- Mom: Never.
October 20, 2012
- MOM: You are cordially invited to attend by video proxy the burial services of red blue fish this evening at 8 pm. Please RSVP
October 15, 2012
- Dad: Did you reac home safely?
- Me: No I passed out at the wheel and died. This message is sent from heaven
- Dad: Then I have succeeded as a father
October 12, 2012
