— Below are all the messages tagged errands —
- Dad: Love you
- Me: IF YOU LOVE ME BUY MILK PLEASE
- Dad: You can’t put a price on my love
- Me: 2.99 at a local grocery store
- Dad: Drink water and pretend
January 17, 2013
- Mom: I went to McDonald to get breakfast and then decided to go to pet store on a whim. Did you know there are a lot of UGLY dogs in that store?!
October 28, 2012
- Me: We need TP
- Me: Don’t forget it!!
- Dad: Don’t poop until I get home!
October 28, 2012
- MOM: At the store. Would you like muscle milk? Or zone or kind or cliff or peer bar?
- One minute later.
- MOM: Or larabar? I am overwhelmed!
- Thirty seconds later.
- MOM: Chocolate muscle milk?
- MOM: Or vanilla or light?
- MOM: Got chic
- MOM: Choc
- MOM: Chocolate
- MOM: On my way back now
September 10, 2012
- ME: While you’re out, can you pick up chocolate shell and toilet paper?
- DAD: which one is most important
- ME: …What?
- DAD: pick one, which one is most important?
- ME: I guess the toilet paper…why?
- DAD: Just wanted to see what your priorities were.
June 12, 2012
- ME: Anything you need at Walmart?
- (ten minutes later)
- DAD: I c u!
- ME: What? Where are you?
- DAD: By the batteries… I don’t reccomend those cookies… they are tough to digest…
- ME: What? Why are you here?
- DAD: Where are you now… I dont see you…
- DAD: 2person flash-mob to Superbass. Produce Section. Ten minutes. Let’s go.
February 19, 2012
- MOM: I just got to pet a tri-sheltie puppy at petsmart! He was so CUTE!!!!!
- MOM: I’m at Sam’s………buying India rice.
- MOM: Do we have a copy of the hunger games?
February 12, 2012
