— Below are all the messages tagged errands —
MOM: There will be an opportunity to Shop with Mom at Walmart later today around 4:45 pm. now you have two ways in which you can take advantage of this offer today! You can meet mom at Walmart around 4:45 PM today and have the experience of shopping with her live! Or you can text her your list and have your groceries delivered with a smile later in the evening! It’s easy! You get to choose! Don’t wait offer for a limited time only!
November 3, 2013
Dad: Love you
Me: IF YOU LOVE ME BUY MILK PLEASE
Dad: You can’t put a price on my love
Me: 2.99 at a local grocery store
Dad: Drink water and pretend
January 17, 2013
Mom: I went to McDonald to get breakfast and then decided to go to pet store on a whim. Did you know there are a lot of UGLY dogs in that store?!
October 28, 2012
Me: We need TP
Me: Don’t forget it!!
Dad: Don’t poop until I get home!
October 28, 2012
MOM: At the store. Would you like muscle milk? Or zone or kind or cliff or peer bar?
One minute later. MOM: Or larabar? I am overwhelmed!
Thirty seconds later. MOM: Chocolate muscle milk?
MOM: Or vanilla or light?
MOM: Got chic
MOM: On my way back now
September 10, 2012
ME: While you’re out, can you pick up chocolate shell and toilet paper?
DAD: which one is most important
DAD: pick one, which one is most important?
ME: I guess the toilet paper…why?
DAD: Just wanted to see what your priorities were.
June 12, 2012
ME: Anything you need at Walmart?
(ten minutes later) DAD: I c u!
ME: What? Where are you?
DAD: By the batteries… I don’t reccomend those cookies… they are tough to digest…
ME: What? Why are you here?
DAD: Where are you now… I dont see you…
DAD: 2person flash-mob to Superbass. Produce Section. Ten minutes. Let’s go.
February 19, 2012