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— Below are all the messages tagged errands —
MOM: Tonights my lucky night! Walmart has flax milk
February 3, 2012
MOM: Get 3 packets of signature range raw pistachios not roasted and salted they r in the ailse with flour etc txt me that u hav this message
ME: Ok
MOM: I must hav those pistachios
January 28, 2012
MOM: where r u?
ME: I’m in my room.
MOM: CAn u go to the store 4 me
ME: It’s past 1 am.
MOM: walmart will b opn. its an emergency
ME: Okay. What do you need?
MOM: Ice cream. must have choclate in it.
December 13, 2011
MOM: Good morning. Today life lesson 101. When running errands-where one stop involves going to a bank and one involves dropping off a firearm-drop off the firearm first. Hope your day is successful! Love, Mom
December 8, 2011
ME: Hey, also could you get some orange juice?
MOM: I cant. Im in the flour + baked goods sect.
ME: Well when you’re by the orange juice…
MOM: No. Cant move. A stray sock is stuck in my pants.
ME: …i don’t….what?
MOM: SOCK. STUCK. PANTS. I PULL. IT WONT GET LOOSE. IM CROUCHING IN FLOUR BAKED GOODS.
ME: mom?! a sock is stuck in your PANTS? how did that happen? what?
(15 minutes later) MOM: i had to buy 4 packs of flour. i was 2 suspicious standing by them for so long. oh good good googy. we can never go back.
November 8, 2011
ME: will you bring face wash when you come? I’m out.
MOM: Use your dish soap
ME: ?
MOM: It says its tough on grease.
October 19, 2011
MOM: Now dad wants a facial.
ME: Really?
MOM: Told him I was going so he said ok. Now to get him a mani/pedi!
ME: So did you call and make him an appt?
MOM: No we’re out at the dump.
September 8, 2011
