— Below are all the messages tagged facebook —
- Mom: How do i get sound on facebook.
March 5, 2013
- Mom: Why are you off facebook?
- Me: Time suck
- Mom: Right about that. I creep so hard.
February 14, 2013
- Mom: Idk how to request your dad as a friend
December 21, 2012
- Mom: Uh, check your Facebook likes
- Me: What do you mean?
- (5 minutes later)
- Me: WHO THE HELL IS THAT?
- Mom: Teen porn star
- Me: Yeah I just took that off. How the hell does that happen?!?!
- Mom: Not sure, might want to change your password!
December 3, 2012
- MOM: 1-1 Sam scored
- MOM: 2-1 LOSING
- MOM: Oh he scored while I was texting
- MOM: 3-2 STILL LOSING
- MOM: 4-3 Sam had an assist #loser
- MOM: 4-4 sigh. Can’t keep a lead.
- MOM: 5-5 FINAL
- MOM: Did you change your Facebook name?
November 20, 2012
- Mom: R u @ at party (fiesta) now (instead of studying 4 finals?) & r u flying to Seattle on southwest
- Me: omg are you stalking my Facebook? No it’s Sunday. That picture was from Friday at Amy’s and the southwest thing is a virus
- Mom: I’m not but thx 4 the clarification
- Me: who do you have stalking me?
- Mom: no one & if u r making good decisions it doesn’t matter
November 19, 2012
- GRANDMA: I’m glad you like your new apartment! Thank you for your poke, but I don’t know how to open it.
October 24, 2012