— Below are all the messages tagged fashion —
- Dad: Got a haircut today!
- Me: Oh, a special one?
- Dad: No, it’s just special when I get a haircut.
April 18, 2013
- DAD: Sat wearing your wellingtons. They don’t fit me but I wear them so much better than you.
- ME: The floral ones? They’re size five! Where are you?!
- DAD: Just on the sofa. We have friends round and I wanted them to know how much I miss you. Your mum is so embarrassed
April 17, 2013
- Mom: I just took the make up off part of my face with nail polish remover….oops
- Me: Umm….did you burn your face??
- Mom: I realized it smelled really strong…and now skin feels tight…what a goober
- Mom: Be right back
- (5 minutes later)
- Mom: I put vitamin E oil on it to replenish some of the oil…still feels weird.
- Me: Hood plan
- Me: *Good plan
- Mom: Should I put a hood on my head?
April 10, 2013
- MOM: Wanna go pop some tags?
February 28, 2013
- Dad: Spray tan tomorrow! Hada exfoliate this morning for the first time ever. Now everythings tingling! =-O
February 21, 2013
- Mom: I simply hate when I’m wearing my apple bottom jeans, and I can’t find my boots with the furr.
- Me: Oh jeez.
January 7, 2013
- Dad: Found my glasses in my man purse
November 8, 2012