Below are all the messages tagged food

  • DAD: mom’s puking. send help. and cookies. hungry.
  • (10 minutes later)
  • DAD: no longer puking. still want cookies. still hungry.
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July 8, 2014

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  • DAD: How long should I bake the cookies for? The instructions say 9-11 minutes.
  • ME: I do 5 on each rack, so 10 total.
  • DAD: What do you mean by each rack? The bottom then the top?
  • ME: Yes if you put two trays in at once
  • DAD: What if I only put one in at a time? Do I still follow that approach, and, if so, does it matter if I do the top or bottom first?
  • ME: Then just do 10 mins on the middle rack.
  • DAD: OK. Thanks. Might have more questions. Waiting for butter to soften up.
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April 1, 2014

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  • Mom: If your dad or sister asks where the rice krispy treats went I’ll explain that I had to eat your share
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January 4, 2014

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  • Me: Whole wheat tortilla, eggs, ham, spinach, peach mango salsa, and a touch of jdawg sauce.
  • Dad: Purple, socks, iPhone, kindness, frivolity, cereal, and a touch of je ne sais quoi.
  • Me: Purple?
  • Dad: As random as your text.
  • Dad: Oh wait, you ATE those things together?
  • Dad: It just read as a random string of foods.  Jk lols rofl.
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December 3, 2013

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  • ME: Don’t forget the fruit by the foots!
  • MOM: Nope
  • MOM: Fruits by the feet
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October 29, 2013

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  • Me: Do you need us to pick up anything?
  • Mom: I think we have everything — probably hamburgers, sweet potatoes, salad, and some of Ems desserts*– does that sound good? I ALSO HAVE NOODLES
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October 15, 2013

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  • Me: Just watched Grease
  • Mom: Just cooked in grease. Fajita meat.
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September 30, 2013

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