• DAD: What do u think i shud get ur mutha for her birfday
• ME: hmmmmm……a claddaugh ring
• DAD:  What is that
• ME: its an irish ring of friendship
• DAD: But she and i r a bit more than friends

• Dad: I’m at staples.  Would you like a Michael Bublé calendar for Christmas?

• ME: Do you have any ideas for mom’s birthday?
• DAD: I was thinking of buying a small greenhouse
• ME: Aww that’s nice. What would you grow in it?
• DAD: Pot
• DAD: Or tomatoes

• MOM: This is my anniversary gift from Daddy: 4 frogs smoking cigars, drinking Coke, and playing poker in Sombreros.

• GRANDMA: Hey, hope you really like the creams.  It is not because I think your skin is bad that I send this…..It is or a life time.  It is prevention! Ok?call little bIllys wife with any questions. xoxo nana

Over the holidays, while returning some Christmas gifts, I walked by one of the Montclair institutions: Montclair Book Center.

When Parents Text front and center!

We hope everyone had a happy holiday!  There is only one book left at Montclair Book Center, but they’re ordering more!

Have you seen WPT in your bookstore? Let us know!

• DAD: I got ur gma an i pad 4 xmas
• ME: She is going to hate that like how you gave her a wii last year. She can’t work them!
• DAD: not evry1 can b as hip as mii