— Below are all the messages tagged google —
- Mom: This morning i googled why is my dog licking her butt and i just realized it is still in my google box for all to see
- Mom: I just laughed out loud in my cubicle
December 10, 2012
- Me: I don’t know. Just google it.
- Mom: I don’t know how to google.
- Me: What do you mean you don’t know how to google? lol
- Mom: There is no lol about it, I don’t know how to google. I only know how to ask jeeves.
October 17, 2012
- ME: Here is the Google Map satallite view of Berlin and felix’s house. zoom in so you can see it from the street.
- MOM: cool!!!! tell your brother to stand outside and wave and maybe we can see him on here!!!!!!!
- MOM: i wonder how long i will have to wait to see him.. does it take a few mins or is it live?
June 13, 2012
- MOM: please stop changing the google logo so much
- MOM: i like the original one
- ME: Mom I don’t change the logo. Google changes it.
- MOM: on my computer
- MOM: You don’t run the google?
June 5, 2012
- DAD: WHERE are you?
- (10 minutes later)
- DAD: WHERE are you?
- DAD: I’m going to GPS track you on your phone.. .
- (6 minutes later)
- DAD: I TYPED YOUR NAME AND PHONE NUMBER INTO GOOGLE AND IT SAID THERE ARE NO RESULTS!!!!
- DAD: Is your phone off?!!
- ME: dad. that’s not how that works…
- DAD: But the button says search.
December 5, 2011
- MOM: Hey, my werewolf name is Jacy Channing. HA
- ME: Haha where did that come from?
- MOM: Googled werewolf names
November 7, 2011
