Below are all the messages tagged harrypotter

  • MOM: FWD: what the name of harry potter’s elf?
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November 21, 2012

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  • DAD: Mom and I are watching Harry Potter
  • ME: Which? The last one?
  • DAD: Yes. The one where he kills Vladimir.
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November 10, 2012

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  • Mom: you know what, I’m just gonna go to the same movie as you guys. I won’t look for you. Are you okay with that?
  • Me: this is going to be awkward
  • Mom: I’m wearing my cloak of invisibility…you’ll never see me
  • Me: mom that’s so creepy
  • Mom: is very Harry potter
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August 6, 2012

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  • DAD: I see that you are in Ravenclaw house. And you didn’t tell me? I can’t believe my own daughter wouldn’t tell me that she’s a witch and not a muggle. That makes me so mad. Have you gotten your wand yet? I bet you have. This just goes to show what trust will do.
  • ME: ….What are you even talking about?
  • DAD: I’ve been stalking you on facebook for the past 45 minutes.
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June 27, 2012

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  • MOM: Why is everyone mad that HP is in cup race?
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March 22, 2012

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  • MOM: Your sister told me to text you?
  • ME: Yeah. Me and Travis broke up.
  • MOM: Are you ok????
  • ME: No. I’m bawling so hard.
  • MOM: Downstairs. Harry Potter Marathon. Now.
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March 15, 2012

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  • ME: I want to see the woman in black
  • MOM: Is that the one with Harry Potter in it?
  • ME: Daniel radcliffe
  • MOM: No. The dude who plays Harry Potter.
  • ME: Yeah… Daniel radcliffe
  • MOM: Oh. I think he should go around calling himself Harry Potter.
  • MOM: Hed be famous.
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February 3, 2012

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