— Below are all the messages tagged harrypotter —
MOM: FWD: what the name of harry potter’s elf?
November 21, 2012
DAD: Mom and I are watching Harry Potter
ME: Which? The last one?
DAD: Yes. The one where he kills Vladimir.
November 10, 2012
Mom: you know what, I’m just gonna go to the same movie as you guys. I won’t look for you. Are you okay with that?
Me: this is going to be awkward
Mom: I’m wearing my cloak of invisibility…you’ll never see me
Me: mom that’s so creepy
Mom: is very Harry potter
August 6, 2012
DAD: I see that you are in Ravenclaw house. And you didn’t tell me? I can’t believe my own daughter wouldn’t tell me that she’s a witch and not a muggle. That makes me so mad. Have you gotten your wand yet? I bet you have. This just goes to show what trust will do.
ME: ….What are you even talking about?
DAD: I’ve been stalking you on facebook for the past 45 minutes.
June 27, 2012
MOM: Why is everyone mad that HP is in cup race?
March 22, 2012
MOM: Your sister told me to text you?
ME: Yeah. Me and Travis broke up.
MOM: Are you ok????
ME: No. I’m bawling so hard.
MOM: Downstairs. Harry Potter Marathon. Now.
March 15, 2012
ME: I want to see the woman in black
MOM: Is that the one with Harry Potter in it?
ME: Daniel radcliffe
MOM: No. The dude who plays Harry Potter.
ME: Yeah… Daniel radcliffe
MOM: Oh. I think he should go around calling himself Harry Potter.
MOM: Hed be famous.
February 3, 2012