— Below are all the messages tagged health —
- Mom: Broke out the Wii Fit last night. It’s been 1886 days since my last visit!
- Mom: But I’m down 8.6 lbs!
- Me: Did it tell you it missed you?
- Mom: Sadly no, but we did have fun together.
July 22, 2013
- Me: knock knock
- Mom: Who’s there? We had to leave dinner and miss the movie to take your grandmother to the hospital.
May 12, 2013
- Me: How’s he doing?
- Mom: Has a bionic groin now. Maybe it comes with some kind of power.
- Me: hahahaha I don’t even know how to respond to that.
April 29, 2013
- mom: your father found the chocolate I hid
- me: wait what? why did you hide it?
- mom: he is getting fat I hid it in taco kit and now he is running around screaming how could you do this to me and waving taco kit
- mom: ps when you get home there is mnm’s in ur bookshelf dont tell him unless emergency
March 11, 2013
- Me: Are you done with Grandma’s doctors appt?
- Mom: Hells to the no
February 19, 2013
- Mom: We’re gonna come move my elliptical today, prolly about 12:30 or 1:00.
- Me: Nooooo, i will get fat now.
- Mom: Better you than me.
February 4, 2013
- Mom: Dad just had his bum sliced open because of an infection. Probs gonna have a third tooth pulled. :-(
- Me: What??? Are these things connected…? I’m so confused.
- Mom: Ok, I just laughed so hard I cried!!!!! GUM! GUM, not bum!!!!!
January 30, 2013