— Below are all the messages tagged iphone —
Me: Have you seen the moon? its so beautiful tonight.
Dad: Cannot see the end of the text. What movie???
Me: No the moon.
Me: Your Phone needs to be put in the garbage.
Dad: Never heard of it.
Me: No not a movie the MOON outside.
Dad: No sitting in restsursnt. Wht about the moon?
Me: Its so big and beautiful. God your phones annoying.
Dad: Either me stupid or phone fucked up! I need another lesson with you on iphone. So how is the moon?
Me: Never mind.
October 3, 2013
Dad: No clue what your drawing is. Any hints?
Me: Umm I forgot what it looks like
Dad: Two vertical lines with a horizontal line going through it and one circle around two X’s to the right
Me: Uhhh I have no idea send me a pic
Dad: Mom helped me: DEATH
June 18, 2013
Me: So what kind of phone did you get pops?
DAD: I got the free iphone4 and love it
Me: Awesome! They are really easy to use and pretty helpful. Too bad you didnt get the 4s Siri is pretty nice
Dad: I already have two women telling me what to do
March 3, 2013
DAD: Just took the protective film off my ‘new’ phone. Living large today!
January 31, 2013
Dad: No. Wikki isn’t always right. & when u ask sirsi what should I do w/my life? If there is a reply its nonsensical & absurd.
Me: You’ve been talking to Siri?
Dad: Its on my ipad now. Not frequently, I distrust the unseen.
Me: Trust no one.
January 29, 2013
MOM: Love ya. Have merry merry merry. Mom and Dad. Ps Dad laundered his I phone. Thank heavens for apple care.
December 26, 2012
MOM: Dad looked at bathhouse online what do you guys saying and he missed you today and we’re sorry we are so mad I don’t know how to turn my ringer back on I’m trying to work on that but were just thought runaround all day chicken Savannakhet often actually didn’t even hear it though our cohabited Maius both sick of the devil Siri was like oh you say Lilly cole you would die she’s so cute today and I don’t you’re making Brivenw also will do something better about those phone call saloon I wasted
December 4, 2012