Below are all the messages tagged jokes

  • Dad: Knock knock
  • Me: Who’s there?
  • Dad: Control freak.
  • Dad: Now you say control freak who.
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March 7, 2014

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  • Me: If there are a bunch of ants on my floor, is that cause for concern?
  • Dad: Any uncles?
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August 26, 2013

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  • Dad: you better call me back or I’m making you bald on xcom.
  • Me: that would be unfortunate.
  • Dad: I’m brutal like that, I already changed your sister’s nickname to Sgt. Farty
  • (30 min later)
  • Dad: Sgt. Farty gravely wounded!! Once again- Sgt. Farty ¬†gravely wounded!!
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August 6, 2013

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  • DAD: I love u
  • ME: love you too!
  • DAD: its my favorite vowell
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July 11, 2013

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  • Dad: As the cat said when the lawnmower ran over his tail…
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: It won’t be long now
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June 6, 2013

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  • Me: Does olive oil go bad?
  • Mom: I don’t think so.¬† Your stepdad says, “Google that shit.”
  • Mom: He would like to add that Popeye loves it when Olive Oil is bad.
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April 17, 2013

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  • MOM: Easter dinner is Sunday night at our house. Hope u guys r free. Be there or be….oval (like an egg!)
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March 28, 2013

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