Below are all the messages tagged love

  • DAD: You need to be happy with yourself before you can be happy with somebody else
  • DAD: Until you get desperate and marry someone like your mother
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 22 votes

August 12, 2014

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  • Mom: I need chocolate
  • Me: Rough day?
  • Mom: (I have a date with the father of my children this evening.)
  • Me: Where are y’all going?
  • Mom: Don’t know.
  • Mom: Want to join us?
  • Mom: It couldn’t get worse.
  • Mom: Don’t tell him I said that.
  • Mom: That would make him sad.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 10 votes

August 12, 2014

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  • Dad: How’s the bum?
  • (10 mins later)
  • Dad: Concerned about you as a whole person as well.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 41 votes

February 21, 2014

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  • DAD: The hair thieves are in Venezuela. They make women put their hair in pony tails then cut them off…and sold for hair extensions. love dad
  • ME: Phew
  • DAD: This is for real. honest. I wouldn’t be surprised if the same crime soon comes to a city near you. Love dad
  • ME: I’ll watch out. Thanks dad
  • DAD: Remember you are a prey item, a quarry, a target, a victim for some cold hearted, vicious, non-human. That’s why I mean it when I say ‘safety first’
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 25 votes

August 14, 2013

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  • Mom: Where are you?
  • Mom: Britt?
  • Me: Watching a movie.
  • Mom: Where?
  • Me: A friend’s house.
  • Mom: Oh no! I “zooooomed” home to “spoon” w/ you! Lol!
  • Mom: :(
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 30 votes

June 14, 2013

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  • MOM: Hello my chickies. (i had to type that one in becuase swype kept making it cockpits.) Your mama is loving you a lot today.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 34 votes

April 18, 2013

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  • DAD: What do u think i shud get ur mutha for her birfday
  • ME: hmmmmm……a claddaugh ring
  • DAD: ¬†What is that
  • ME: its an irish ring of friendship
  • DAD: But she and i r a bit more than friends
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 95 votes

April 6, 2013

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