Me: Mom and I are going to see the new Bond movie tonight. Do you want to come
Dad: Could it happen in real life?
Me: It’s James Bond. He’s a secret agent. Ppl don’t know if you’re a secret agent so I don’t know if it could happen
Dad: It suspiciously sounds like a fake movie designed to drag $12 bucks out of my pocket and another $17 dollars for some water and popcorn so I will probably curl up with a good book by Ann Coulter and enjoy the peace and quiet of home.
Mom: I have so much to do to catch up at work that I am going to put on all 3 Lord of the Ring Movies one after another and hopefully be through before Frodo throws that ring, his finger, and the ugly hobbitt into the fires of Mordor!