— Below are all the messages tagged newyears —

Happy Shower

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January 3, 2013

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New Perspective

  • ME: Happy New Years Eve!
  • MOM: Happy 22nd anniversary of your conception!
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January 3, 2013

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Happy New Year

  • DAD: Happy new year! your dog shit in the living rioom and is now out barking at the fireworks
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January 2, 2012

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Secret Twilight

  • ME: where did dad run off to?
  • MOM: he went to see the new twilight movie.
  • ME: …on nye?
  • MOM: he said there was less of a chance running into someone he knew at the theatres if he went tonight.
  • MOM: a 64 year old man seeing twilight alone is something he doesn’t want going around.
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January 2, 2012

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New Year

  • Mom: This is your conscience
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January 2, 2011

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Ke$ha

  • Mom: Kesha’s on abc
  • Me: Lol is she rockin new year’s eve?
  • Mom: I guess. there was a bunny pinata.
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January 1, 2011

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From a WPT Admin: Happy Hangover Day!

  • Mom: HAPPY 2011. WE LOVE YOU!
  • Mom: Remember when parents text?? that’s what I’m doing!
  • Me: Habjmmmm
  • Mom: What is that response? an inebriated laugh?
  • Mom: Where are you?
  • Mom: ???????
  • Mom: Do not get into a car of anyone was drinking the concoctions that were left around the kitchen They will be sick and have little evidence of sound judgment.
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January 1, 2011

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