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House Hunters

  • MOM: Watching house hunters. Young couple newlyweds. She has 2 turtles. She takes them with her everywhere. She asked them what they thought of new home. She took them on a picnic to decide which home. As an observer, He is not happy. Marriage 1 year at most.
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March 7, 2013

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Deer

  • Dad: Hope u can see the 4 dear having class in back yard the one to the rt is turned back towards the others barking out commands
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March 3, 2013

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Request Denied

  • MOM: do u have track meet tonight?
  • ME: Yes, the Tri-Center Districts.
  • MOM: run fast. :-) do you want me to come and chase you on the infield with my scream mask?
  • ME: Please don’t do that again
  • MOM: ONE TIME and you act like i embarrass u. don’t bother telling me how it went, because apparently you don’t want my support
  • ME: what?! you can still come and cheer me on!
  • MOM: Request denied
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July 2, 2012

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