— Below are all the messages tagged pets —
- Mom: The front door is unlocked and the possum is raiding the front porch trash so don’t be startled. Love you & good night.
May 5, 2013
- Mom: TGIF
April 24, 2013
- Mom: At the dog park.
- Mom: Another red doberman w/ natural ears is here!
- Mom: Good thing I’m wearing my knee brace. Stepped in a gopher hole and fell down.
- Me: Are you all right?
- Mom: Yeah, I think it could have been a problem without the brace.
- Mom: I’m restricting it to 100 degrees.
- *five minutes later*
- Mom: A little dog attacked Moose and now his mouth is bleeding.
- *two minutes later*
- Mom: It stopped.
- Mom: Maybe bit his tongue?
April 21, 2013
- MOM: Omg I just saw a cat food commercial and the food looked good :(((((
- ME: Ummmmmmmmmmmm
- MOM: Obvi I’m ashamed
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April 8, 2013
- MOM: Where are you? I miss you.

April 4, 2013
- Mom: There is an orange cat named sgt fluffy pants at the humane society
February 7, 2013
- Mom: Hmmmmm
- Me: Hmmmmm?
- Mom: Cosmo just pooped glitter.
- Me: What the heck?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
- Mom: 3****** That is Cosmo pooping glitter
- Me: MOM!!!!!!! Why did he poop glitter?!?
- Mom: I guess he ate glitter. Now his poops are beautiful.
December 30, 2012