Below are all the messages tagged pets

  • Mom: Javi neutered- in recovery and doing well! I will pick him up after work!
  • Dad: He also had some baby teeth removed. He can put all his parts under the pillow tonight. Hmmm…not sure what the nut fairy leaves.
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March 4, 2014

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  • Mom: Molly has bingo cheeks
  • Me: Huh?
  • Mom: They’re floppy
  • Mom: Like bingo arms
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 13 votes

January 4, 2014

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  • Me: What about faye?
  • Dad: Faye, Esther….she could end up playing Mah Jong on Friday nights
  • Me: You should try writing for snl dad
  • Dad:  It’s past my bedtime
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 22 votes

November 27, 2013

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  • ME: Did rocky eat
  • DAD: Not with me. Maybe Shannon
  • ME: This is Shannon
  • DAD: Then no.
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September 9, 2013

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  • Dad: You know how I like to stop and stoplights and bark at the dogs next to me to see if they’ll start barking? I just did that and the lady driving looked over and caught me in the act.
  • Me: …I did not know that that was something you liked to do…
  • Dad: Really? You can bark silently- act like your barking- and about 50% of dogs will bark back
  • Dad: Try it
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One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 81 votes

August 30, 2013

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  • Me: Daddy! Can I please please please have a cat?!
  • Dad: We have one already, he comes by every night and visits the trash
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 22 votes

August 13, 2013

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  • ME: Hope you guys are doing well! We went to play mini-golf and got ice cream for my birthday!
  • DAD: We are doing great.  Maya is meeting all the neighborhood dogs and found a spot in the park two blocks away where she likes to poop.
One star!Two stars!!Three stars!!!Four stars!!!!Five stars!!!!! 26 votes

July 30, 2013

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