— Below are all the messages tagged random —
- Me: Whole wheat tortilla, eggs, ham, spinach, peach mango salsa, and a touch of jdawg sauce.
- Dad: Purple, socks, iPhone, kindness, frivolity, cereal, and a touch of je ne sais quoi.
- Me: Purple?
- Dad: As random as your text.
- Dad: Oh wait, you ATE those things together?
- Dad: It just read as a random string of foods. Jk lols rofl.
December 3, 2013
- Dad: Where r u?
- Dad: We’re sitting on a hill
- Dad: My butt hurts fyi
- Dad: We saw a poodle here
July 16, 2013
- Me: Is there any more cornbread?
- Mom: Yes in my nightstand.
- Me: You’re keeping cornbread in your nightstand?
- Mom: Because the cat attacked the cornbread and she wouldn’t stop eating it so I put it in nearest place I could find.
- Mom: Must protect cornbread at all costs.
June 21, 2013
- Mom: You are my moonshine, my only moonshine. You make me tipsy when skies are dark.You’ll never know deer how much I hunt you and I hope that I don’t miss my mark.
- Me: what the heck?
- Mom: Just mixing it up a bit. You don’t like?
June 18, 2013
- Mom: Where are you?
- Mom: Britt?
- Me: Watching a movie.
- Mom: Where?
- Me: A friend’s house.
- Mom: Oh no! I “zooooomed” home to “spoon” w/ you! Lol!
- Mom: :(
June 14, 2013
- Mom: So I was looking at your brother’s eyebrows and they are just like yours in thickness and texture. and he has thick epidermis like you too.
- Me: I have thick skin?
- Mom: Your skin is most noticeable on your forehead and so is your brothers
June 13, 2013
- Dad: found my tooth
- Dad: meeting dentist at 430 to put it back in love you dad
May 9, 2013