DAD: well lets see…i hit an all time low this evening…i haven’t exactly been chowing down on alot of food since sunday and i had some raspberries today and coffee and thats it. i got up from my drunken snooze around 630 and fed the dogs. then i made myself some broth and threw some noodles in. i was washing the little pot and feeling totally horrible when i suddenly had this wave that came over me and then i had this moment where i said to myself…self did i just crap my pants?…is this possible? i went upstairs to finish off my halatious bout of diarrhea and sure enough yep i actually crapped my pants so of course i took a shower and got cleaned up. i have to say that i am pretty effing sick. otherwise, i’m doing peachy.
dad: Well. It probably is an infection. If you have no fever, no big tender lumps on the side of your neck, but do have nasal drainage, them it is probably a viral infection and you just treat the symptoms. On a different subject. Why cant i stop listening to cold play?
MOM: I had one too many wines at dimmer and i watered the tree and put Motrin and vitamins and an antibiotic in the water so we have a healthy tree HAHAHAHA.
