— Below are all the messages tagged siri —
Me: So what kind of phone did you get pops?
DAD: I got the free iphone4 and love it
Me: Awesome! They are really easy to use and pretty helpful. Too bad you didnt get the 4s Siri is pretty nice
Dad: I already have two women telling me what to do
March 3, 2013
Dad: No. Wikki isn’t always right. & when u ask sirsi what should I do w/my life? If there is a reply its nonsensical & absurd.
Me: You’ve been talking to Siri?
Dad: Its on my ipad now. Not frequently, I distrust the unseen.
Me: Trust no one.
January 29, 2013
MOM: Dad looked at bathhouse online what do you guys saying and he missed you today and we’re sorry we are so mad I don’t know how to turn my ringer back on I’m trying to work on that but were just thought runaround all day chicken Savannakhet often actually didn’t even hear it though our cohabited Maius both sick of the devil Siri was like oh you say Lilly cole you would die she’s so cute today and I don’t you’re making Brivenw also will do something better about those phone call saloon I wasted
December 4, 2012
Dad: I just found this cool function where I can dictate my text to you. How neat is that?
Me: You mean siri?
Dad: Nope I just push the microphone button and talk into the phone and hit done
Me: Yeah that’s old news.
Me: Have you tried asking your phone to tell you jokes yet?
Dad: I have no relation with Siri
Me: Well that’s unfortunate. You can program her to call you anything you’d like. Like boss. Or big daddy.
Dad: May I should get to know her. Is she a pleasant person?
Me: Well since she’s not really human she’s very cordial. Programmed with a few stock witty comments.
Dad: How can she not be a human and talk and stuff?
Dad: And be witty
Dad: And flirtatious
November 16, 2012
Me: Heard you got an iPhone!!
Grandad: Talk later thank you so much for the Volvo enjoyed it somewhat I’m just starting on rolling with the for example about first words on thank you and see you with
November 9, 2012
MOM: Sipping on my merchant Hillsite I can’t say happy she can fix that sounds announce that this is iPhone okay see you
ME: Omg what?!
MOM: Phone say what I want to say and then hit send right now
September 9, 2012
DAD: Can’t pee
DAD: And I’m driving mother crazy
ME: Oh no!
DAD: It’s a little better now
DAD: Siri does all the texting.
DAD: I want to see Siri where is she?
June 20, 2012