Me: Mom! I left my jersey that I wore the last 2 times the steelers won at home!
Mom: Well I can’t wear it. I already have 3 shirts and a jacket on. All lucky. I will tape it to the couch in the position that you would ordinarily sit. GO STEELERS – love mom.
Dad: If you’re planning on rooting for the Packers, don’t plan on coming home for a while.
Me: Haha… I don’t know who I’m going to root for yet
Dad: U could wimp out and be Switzerland about it. “I wish the best for both teams and hope whoever wins will go on to win the SB”… If you don’t mind being hated by ALL and DISOWNED by your family
